Thank you for all the comments! We're slowly making some ground here, and your suggestions are helping a ton.
Now. A deal's a deal, so let's start with this fancy glamor shot I took using my laptop's web cam at 11 o'clock last night, shall we?
Ow ow. Y'all are lucky I got dressed that day.
I'll put up some stories and ultrasound photos next -- just keep those ideas comin'!